Dear Ex-Working Girl,
The other night I was at a bar and ended up kissing a girl. Of course not to unusual in and of itself, but I’m wondering: what does a kiss mean these days? Anything at all?

Curious in Chelsea

Dear Curious in Chelsea,

I am a firm believer that a good kiss still means EVERYTHING even in this day and age. Why do you think there are still real live working girls who will perform just about everything for a benjamin but they will not kiss on the mouth for any price? Okay maybe that’s a myth that I picked up from Pretty Woman, but who cares?! A simple kiss can be more intimate than making out or even a poke.

Remember: a dude who can kiss well will be forgiven for a lot for other shortcomings, but a bloke who cannot kiss well even with a good pedigree will more likely than not be kicked to the curb — and very quickly.

With that said, sometimes a kiss is just a kiss (especially if you’re waaaasted).

Oh and this is an aside public announcement, if you are not part of an attractive couple please try not to make out at restaurants, bars or clubs. It’s just not cute, if not appetite-destroying.

xoxoxoxoxoxo,
Ex-Working Girl