Dear Ex-Working Girl,

Why don’t banking girls like men? Why don’t banking girls like to hook up? Is banking better than spending a romantic weekend out of the city filled with hot sex? And are banking girls saving themselves for MDs?

Hedge Honcho

Dear Hedge Honcho,

There are some uptight banking girls out there (as in any profession), but in my opinion, banking girls — more than those in medicine or law — tend to be more fun and outgoing.

As for banking vs. romantic weekend, I think only a psychopath will pick the first on a voluntarily basis. The girl who rejected your weekend probably was either forced to work or like many guys used work as an excuse to play with someone else and yes the ’someone else’ might be an MD.

Banking girls are accustomed to a certain lifestyle, and as my wise aunt once said ‘its just as easy to love a rich man as it is to love a poor man’. But if you’re really in the hedge game you’re probably doing well for yourself so my suspicion is that you are asking these questions not because there is something off with banking girls, but deducing from the tone of your question, you probably have some anger issues towards the fairer sex.

My advice is to lighten up and just have fun and don’t waste your breathe on girls who are not interested in romantic weekends with you. In a city where women outnumber men (esp. hetero men) by a good amount, you shouldn’t have a problem finding a gal wanting to play in your hedge world.

Hey, I might even be one of them.

xoxoxoxoxoxo,
Ex-Working Girl