Recurrent fuck-up “Matt Ramsey” played by Jeff Hephner on The OC.

Position:
Vice President, Director of Development, Newport Group

Qualifications:
Has an M.B.A. … from somewhere. Takes care of things, and willing to get his hands dirty (will use his sex appeal if need be) to get shit done.

Accomplishments to-date:
- Immediately upon hiring, tries to cost-cut by axing 9 people from the firm (axes only 4 instead)
- Messes up a presentation to investors
- Takes intern to strip club; subsequently gets fired
- Lets his lady friend (who is of course a stripper-by-night, law-student-by-day) bail him out
- Uses private investigator to dig up dirt on judge
- Assembles crew of chicks to entertain head of hospital board
- Dates well-connected girl (for his own professional gain); gets dumped by well-connected girl
- Fails to mack on Marissa (twice)
- Develops reputation for being wild partier
- Gets fired a third time
- Steals files from his employer
- Gets beaten up by goon squad

Our hero…