1) Buy or become a New York Blonde.

2) Remember to greet women of lower rank with the cheek kiss.

3) Pave way for unborn offspring to get into Ivy League school by donating money to alma. (Acceptance rates at all-time low this year: Yale — 8.6%, Columbia University — 9.6%; Stanford University — 11%; MIT — 13% and Brown University –13.8.)
4) Plan B, check to see if you have any minority blood in you that you can use to help get into a good school, or perhaps quit and go live off casino money.

5) Hit the top five of the world’s best restaurants.

6) Figure out if it’s worth it to live in a doorman building.

7) Consider getting “lipo of the chest, neck, belly and love handles, plus a hair transplant” (Bonus: it can be a couples activity)

8)Brush up on sales skills? Nah…..

9) Stop doing drugs at work.
10) Spend moment thanking _____ that you’re not a management consultant.

11) Figure out if you should be making more moola.