29 days until the test. Am I worried? Hell NO! The fact that the exam day is approaching faster than frat boys to a kegger is just the incentive I need to get off my lazy ass and focus on studying. Because I am an ex-frat boy and I know how to go after what I want, like endless plastic cups of foamy urine-quality beer.

The way I look at it, studying for an exam like this is very similar to running a marathon. I’ve been idling at the start for about 4 months now…lets just call that warming up. Now the race begins. Late nights studying, loss of vision, endless practice tests, broken relationships (if I had a relationship), “must know” lists and gallons of coffee. It’s going to take endurance, stamina and will power to avoid hitting “the wall”. WHAT WALL?!?! HOO-AH!

This week’s report-

Class Attendance: 0%. Four words are all I need to justify my absence: Red Sox versus Yankees.

Class: Class didn’t stand a chance against a Monday night lineup including 24 and game. The biggest dilemma I faced this week (besides my game time decision: Philly cheesesteak with buffalo wings or with waffle fries?) was figuring out exactly when to flip channels so I wouldn’t miss too much of the game or of Jack Bauer kicking ass. I was never in greater need of a DVR.

Hot Girl Count: since I wasn’t there, I am relying on my class mole. Mole says 3 hot girls and 2 cute girls. I was informed that my study class crush was looking hotter than ever. Mark my words: she will be mine, oh yessss, she will be mine — if I ever make it to class again.

Red Sox/Yankees Game Summary: late inning heroics from who else but Big Papi. Boston 7, Yankees 3. Go Sox!

24 Update: Chloe stepped up her game from just snarling at pesky morons (”derrr, you have to circumvent the firewall by using a dedicated blah blah blah…”) to doing a bit of ass kicking. She cleverly dealt with “annoying drunk guy” in the hotel bar by using her stun gun, not once but TWICE, to neutralize the imminent threat of bad pickup lines leading to a sloppy one-night stand. Whew, we’re all safe now. (Show recap)