If I-Banks Were Sushi Rolls…
By BankersBall on May 14, 2006 in Eats, Rankings
Taking inspiration from the “If Banks Were Musicians, Citigroup Would Be Ozzy” article on Bloomberg, we provide our own version, with no explanation whatosever, based on sushi rolls:
1) Goldman Sachs: Negi toro
2) Citigroup: California roll (totally)
3) Deutsche Bank: Anything with eel
4) JPMorgan: Rainbow roll
5) Morgan Stanley: Spider roll
6) Merrill: Spicy tuna
Not sure which bank should get the dreaded Natto roll…
On May 25, 2006, RJ said:
UBS would be?
On Apr 5, 2008, blank said:
bear stearns - dynamite roll