• If you stay late just to order food which you take home with you.
• You order more food than you’d ever eat (because it’s free.)
• OR you eat the extra food and get fat … all out of spite for the long hours you have to work. You still have the last (fat) laugh, though.
• You take a car “home” — home’s usually the UES but this time it happens to be upstate NY.
• You expense your year-end bonus to your secretary.
• You hoard your receipts for personal stuff in the hopes that the opportunity may come up to expense it.
• You try to translate every hour of undeserved work into some kind of expense repayment.
• You expense arbitrage.
• You get mad about 1x per week that drycleaning and suits can’t be expensed.

Any others?