Be Careful What You Wish For

The other day I came across what must be every guy’s dream come true … It was a woman that was 100% T&A. Actually, the breakout was more like 80% T&A, 10% legs and 10% neck/head.

She was probably not taller than 5′1″ or maybe 5′2″ and looked like this (see pic)

Some of you out there are probably smirking, or perhaps if you’re reading this with a buddy, giving each other high fives.

But it was not only disgusting, it was scary. She looked subhuman. Sure, she got stares alright. But these were stares of outrage, horror … not of lust.

Moral of the story: there’s more to a woman than T&A.

1 Comment(s)

  1. On Jun 12, 2006, fairest said:

    So funny. I’ve seen people like this before. Often in parking lots in the Midwest.

    You’re right. It should work, but it doesn’t.

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