The Asian-Girl-White-Guy Thing

I wasn’t LOLz(!) but the end makes it worth it.

57 Comment(s)

  1. On Sep 14, 2006, Betsy Hirib said:

    This is without question the stupidest movie I’ve ever seen. Enjoy Bankers!

  2. On Sep 15, 2006, Anonymous said:

    That fucking sucked…

  3. On Apr 22, 2007, Anonymous said:

    Had its moments

  4. On Apr 26, 2007, Anonymous said:

    it’s becoz asian girls are tight u retard!!

  5. On May 11, 2007, meandjoemoomoo said:

    fact: asian girls have tight slits
    fact: white guys have little dicks
    fact: little dick in tight slit makes white boys feel like they have some meat between their legs.

    anymore issues you’d like me to expound on, honkeys?

  6. On May 11, 2007, yo said:

    nyc asian girls are horrendous. the only asian girls worth dating are in LA.

  7. On Oct 9, 2007, Anti-meandjoemoomoo said: said:

    Yes, darkie. Shine my shoes while I bounce my large white dick off your head.

  8. On Oct 14, 2007, wow said:

    isnt it funny how white people are cowards. they hide behind sheets make fun of asians behind backs and then tell black people to get over slavery as if they had nothing to do with it o yea and then go on the internet and make racist comments behind a screename lol i love america

  9. On Nov 9, 2007, a military woman said:

    People are making a “BIG” deal of out this interracial relationship these days…This is America! We have freedom to persue whatever make us happy! Just like FOOD, don’t tell me you never eat at a Chinese restuarant before!!! We should all feel happy about that the fact we have Asian , black, white, hispanic…etc. in this country, if you don’t like Asian, go black, white or Hispanic. At least we all have a choice to pick…In some other country, people don’t have other races but their own. Should appreciate that this country is full of choices!

  10. On Nov 22, 2007, tuan408 said:

    i have a white girlfriend and im vietnamese. Funny thing is the only reason why i wanted to date her was so that i could shove it in the white mans face that i took her from them. White people always look at me weird and her friends are always asking her why the hell would she ever want to date a vietnamese guy and i think its because i can treat her better than the white guy. Also, i want to get rid of her and get myself a vietnamese girl but she just won’t leave me alone. Believe me, theres a reason why there isn’t much asian guys with white girls and its not cause asian guys can’t get them; cause no one wants them. I’m telling you from experience.

  11. On Jan 2, 2008, white mexican said:

    im in love a girl named chelsea she´s all for me but i need to tell her my love i hope that she will be mine

  12. On Jan 6, 2008, blahblahblah said:

    why would you date a white girl just to “shuv it in white man’s face?” Are you a complete moron? Why not date someone you love. Oh and white guys don’t have small dicks. Truth is life comes in all different shapes and sizes. I date an asian woman and she’s the same as white women. Women are women.

  13. On Jan 7, 2008, cookiemonster said:

    Only in imperialist western societies do people not fully understand the depths of hatred that can develop in the hearts of people who were colonized. How would you feel about the race of people that came into your country by force, decimated your culture, exported your wealth, and killed many people in the process? Would you not feel a little angry about that?

  14. On Feb 5, 2008, LocPham said:

    Wow…interesting what types of responses are being said…I’m not too shure on this…I’m Viet but American born…am with a lovely girl…who happens to be…U guessed it…twas funnee cuz I didn’t really feel anything for her…until she revealed herself to me…her spirit is truly amazing…but I guess people are going to be judging on the looks…oh wells…some are struck with anger on this…is it worth defending such pride?

  15. On Feb 14, 2008, Amanda said:

    Ha, im a white girl and my boyfriend is asian. I love him dearly, and i think that a lot of the problem is most asian people tend to hang out with only asians…
    the only reason i met and started dating my boyfriend is because he hangs out with a lot of white ppl and i happened to fall for him, but interracial isnt common where im from, so every race isolates themselves reducing exposure

  16. On Feb 15, 2008, jason said:

    lol…interracial dating is cool,

    but what guys are uncomfortable with

    black guys/ white girls
    asian guys/ white girls

  17. On Feb 18, 2008, girl said:

    It all depends on how you grew up really.

    If you’re an asian that grew up around white people then you’re more likely to date a white person, and vice versa.

    And other than dating those you grow up around, it’s lust. I know a lot of asian girls that go for asian guys, A LOT!!! They absolutely love each other for all sorts of reasons…
    But a lot of asian guys prefer not to date white girls, they may find some of them beautiful but can’t part their differences enough to date them.

    basically we date whoever we’re comfortable with dating

    and it’s not true that WHITE guys have bigger dicks than asian guys hahaha…and it’s not true that asian girls are tighter than white girls either. — TIGHT vs. LOOSE is a matter of how your vagina is treated lol

  18. On Feb 23, 2008, =V Ng said:

    Hey guys,
    Why do u even come up with this idea? This is so weird. For sure, asian girls always like dating asian boys

  19. On Feb 23, 2008, meandjoemoomoo said:

    meandjoemoomoo well i can post my penis for you if you want its above 8 inches and i am white.

  20. On Feb 24, 2008, Johnny g said:

    Can’t We all just get along…….
    Hey. If this is all you folk’s have to worry about I guess this world is in pretty good shape.
    Excuse me I have a herd of sheep to tend to.

  21. On Mar 9, 2008, disgusting said:

    Disgusting whites racists. White people will get their due one day.

  22. On Mar 22, 2008, American of Korean Descent said:

    Most asian guys actually prefer asian girls. In fact around 90% of them do if I had to guess. On the other hand, asian girls are more open-minded. And from what I’ve seen 80% of the ones that date white people are Caucawhores or “will fuck only white guys.” A lot of Asian guys actually had white girlfriends… they just never marry. :D Also asian tradition comes in play with the male keeping his seed clean (aka only Asian girls). There’s really no such rule for Asian girls tho.

  23. On Mar 23, 2008, Guy said:

    OK, I’ve worked with plenty of Asian, European, African, So/Central American and North American people. Not many from Australia/Oceania. We all worked for a large engineering firm that make products for every continent. Of the mixed hookups I’ve noticed, that after the age of about 25, most races get serious with someone of their own background, about 60%, then about 10% get in with with another background (what most would call interracial), then 15% are lifelong singles (serial dating), 10% are transitional singles (serial long-term commitments), and finally a group that I refer to as the non/ambisexual. Prior to 25 these numbers don’t swing too greatly. Don’t worry, in the large metro areas the hook ups are more brief, and in the smaller towns, longer relations generally exist. I’ve lived a few decades in each area, and visit the others enough to know that this is generally true. In areas where new races have moved in, like when the “boat people” from Vietnam came to the US, they congregated in areas together and established their communities, just like the Irish, Italians, Germans, Quakers, Blacks, Jews, Muslims, etc. before them. When you go to school in your neighborhood, you tend to date people that are convenient (same race), until you discover other races. Growing up white, but the grandson of immigrants, I knew my parents spoke only one language, but kept traditions, and culture alive by introducing me to similar kids, of the same background. But my parents were considered a “mixed marriage”. You see in the 50’s when they were dating they were of different faiths. In an small town (fewer than 6000 people) where everyone was known by everyone else in town, you couldn’t date without someone saying something to your father, or cousin, or neghbor. It sounds bad, but in fact it was sign of caring. Most kids like to defy their parents to send a message that they are independant. But after 25 you tend to consider these relationships as longer term commitments, most do. Weather the mate is white, black, asian, hispanic, slavic, arab, norse, druid, jewish, WASP, teutonic, muslim, celtic, hindi, … shouldn’t matter. It’s what’s nearby that is more likely to influence your choice.

  24. On Mar 29, 2008, Lol... said:

    A lot of stereotypes here, haha.
    …..yeah.

  25. On Mar 30, 2008, mojo-man said:

    does anyone know what the narrator’s t-shirt says?

  26. On Apr 2, 2008, L.K 2gether4Eva said:

    k

  27. On Apr 2, 2008, L.K 2gether4Eva said:

    im a british asain gal whos huz in lov wiv a british pakiour bak rounds r both the same we love each other madly if we cant b 2geve we c dat thers no point in livin our stupid dad wont agree juz b coz our cast r diffrent.i ait gona lie yea but im a british paki which i dont rrealy luk i get told i luk white or italian etc i get all kinda guys after me white black asian. so y u all disin each other d truth iz u dont realy care wot they r u willgo wiv any type of raist if there attractive. even after all diz i love ma bf 2 bits i dont need any guy exsept him wer diying 2 c each other which wer not allowed jus so i cant c him my dad wont let me owt d house on my own jus so we cant c ach other my dad has agreed 2 get us marid but he has t2 cum my house n wiv his parents to ask 4 my hand in marrige hiz dad wont agree hiz dad whants me 2 go hiz house wiv my parent and ask for his hand in marrige we dont c y hey wont let us b 2gever. wer cant liv with owt wach other we will die 2gever if we have 2 dan b apart n d orst thing is we cant even run away.our mothers r tryna do everyhin in there power jus 2 get u maried bt lys so unfair. y cant we jus have our love its a free country. pakistani people r real hipocrits they only care for there own respect not there childrens happines who will die fightng 2 be wiv each other. i need advise wot shall i do

  28. On Apr 3, 2008, Jing Xie said:

    Hello!

    The harsh reality is that most American Born Chinese (ABC) do not and rarely will not have the opportunity to clock a good looking white american girl. Simply because the stereotypes do that work in their favour for example tiny cocks and a lack of confidence.

    I’m originally from Shanghai moved to London UK quite a few years ago and have been with europeans before because I have purpose, confidence and height 5′11.

    So the reason why ABC’s provide a negative impression is because they are from the south/village areas therefore they have weak genes, stupid looking and short. Which is a killer combination that’s why guys like myself and big city chinese from the North provide a far better benchmark.

    Jing

  29. On Apr 5, 2008, pongoman said:

    Such a silly conversation. Women of all races and backgrounds are beautiful. If you close your mind, you sell yourself short. Life is too short to not experience as many different and wonderful females that you can get your undeserving hands on.

  30. On Apr 6, 2008, bb said:

    Truth of the matter is women are not attracted to men who bicker and complain about how their dicks are bigger/smaller than other men of various races. I’m personally not attracted to someone who goes around saying they’re more adequate than someone who isn’t of the same color. It’s childish, immature, and unattractive. It’s no secret why you can’t get the type of woman you want. It’s one thing to have a good amount of self confidence and self esteem; it’s another to be a complete and utter prat.

  31. On Apr 7, 2008, Big Baller said:

    Big Baller is currently suffering from yellow fever.

  32. On Apr 8, 2008, GlobalDia said:

    i dont have asian fever, nor have i ever had asian fever. asian women are nice, theyre just not my personal preferance. i enjoy working with them and with asian males.

    but ive found white guys who tend to date asians are almost always WIMPS who tend to want to feel masculine and obeyed by a subserviant female…sort of a geisha fantasy. you will NEVER find those guys date a hot-blooded latina or european woman because they are cowards and would probably get stepped all over.

    ive also found white guys who date asians tend to me closet-case pervs….very creepy people.

  33. On Apr 10, 2008, Jing Xie said:

    Ummmmm really GlobalDia would you like a white pointy hat with that comment burning crosses on peoples lawns i imagine, since it sounds rather racist in a mississippi way.

  34. On Apr 11, 2008, Surgeon said:

    Personal preferance… Really? Dude, did you even finish grade school ?

  35. On Apr 11, 2008, pakistaniguy said:

    L.K 2gether4Eva — you need to learn how to spell man!

    i’m 22 and I live in london and have done so all my life.

    and i have to say i honestly have gone out with white, black, indian, pakistani, and girls from china, vietnam, nepal, japan, italy and a few mix races too. the ones i have mentioned i have had sexual relationships with.

    and what i have found is that if you are cool then any girl from any background will be on you.

    if you act all matcho then you will only get girls that either 1. have self esteem issues or 2. are sluts

    if you act like a wimp then you will only get girls that either 1. have self esteem issues
    2. cant get anyone else

    the whole thing with asian(we call them oriental in uk, asian means indian in uk) guys is that they hang around with oriental friends. yes at uni loads of them are really geeky but they have hot oriental girlfriends.

    The reason oriental girls go out with white and indian guys is because they are more willing to interact with us. not because they think we are so great! stuck up girls of anyrace will tell guys of different races to go screw themselves so white people dont think it’s cos of you. it’s the girls choice.

    going back to L.K 2gether4Eva - what the hell was the point of your post? it’s got nothing to do with the topic!?! this isn’t jerry springer!

  36. On Apr 19, 2008, black14 said:

    Yeah i’m White, Yeah the Girl I’m Dating is japenese… So what?
    Most of you are actually attempting to pose an argument a few of you are just plain stupid, white people will get their due one day?
    Whatis wrong with you, cookiemonster what could have motivated you to say that
    There is something wrong with racism

  37. On Apr 27, 2008, Anonymous said:

    well im a white girl that perfures asians !

  38. On Apr 29, 2008, KJC said:

    First off this is just a joke and not meant to spark such harsh comments. Asians dicks are no different than white or black ones. Men are Men and Women are Women.

    To the meejoomoo guy w/e dude, i suppose you been cheated on by white guy or you have small genitalia.

    Guy who responded to meejoomoo who said 8 inch+ penis. Dude, nobody here wants to see that even though I do doubt you but w/e.

  39. On Apr 30, 2008, DAZ G said:

    This movie was freakin hilarious.
    I`m a white man married to a japanese woman.
    It`s true at least about japanese men, which I`ve observed with my friends at bars in tokyo. they just aren`t aggresive enough. so they lose out on oppurtunities.

  40. On May 1, 2008, mktmkr said:

    Only problem with Asian women are if you marry one eventually they just turn into little old men.

  41. On May 1, 2008, Dnice said:

    I’m abc American born Chinese. and I have a white girlfriend. What does race do with it. It comes to confidence and how much you got to impress females. I love her to da fullest. To the comment about asians having small penises hahahaha. Just bcuz sum have little dicks “2inches” don’t mean every asian has a small dick. The average Caucasian size is 6.5 in the U.S don’t believe me check out research fellas . AS for me I’m 7 1/4 inches lol Anyone who calls me liar. I will proudly send you pictures of me. Thanks

  42. On May 2, 2008, Lumbergh said:

    Wait a minute, did Dnice just offer to send BBall’s readership, who are mostly guys, pictures of his penis? And did he also say that he’s been researching the average penis size of caucasian males? Please note that you can’t have a girlfriend who you love “to da fullest” if you’re so obviously obsessed with the male anatomy.

  43. On May 2, 2008, Sr. Excel Monkey said:

    And he wrote like he works at Burger King - BBall should do a better job of keeping out the rif-raf.

  44. On May 5, 2008, Michelle said:

    This made me giggle.

    Anyway, it’s true that you may see a white guy and an asian girl going out more then you would see an asian guy and a white girl going out and I’ve had personal experience in this area.

    The biggest problem I’ve had is that a majority of the asian guys I’ve met are to shy to talk when I try and start a conversation, or they are to shy to call if I give them my phone number. Most of them feel more comfortable with other asians, so it makes it difficult for those of us white girls who like asian guys to really meet any who would be interested in dating…

  45. On May 5, 2008, magiccaerrer said:

    i dont believe you Dnice, send me pics. cause aians DONT have size, we all know that to dont we.

  46. On May 12, 2008, adamm said:

    Man, so many haters on here. I’m a white guy with a yellow girl for a fiancee. No biggie. I understand a lot of the challenges associated with inter-racial relationships. It keeps getting deeper the longer you’re together too. Its a beautiful thing though.
    One thing I wanted to comment on was these yellow guys with white girls. Dudes, GO FOR IT! Often eastern guys are intimidated by western girls because of their confidence level (and sadly, attitude). But if you digg it, go for it! Maybe you’ve noticed, but there’s a growing number of whites males disinterested in white girls. (Those reasons, I won’t go into.) So there’s a widening market for white chicks! Someone’s gotta take ‘em.

  47. On May 13, 2008, WiseSAM said:

    Here is the low down on Asian IR dating:

    Often, ugly and pretty much undesirable white guys get semi-decent Asian girls. For Asian guys, to get a white girl, they have to be really rich, smart, and/or good looking. Lot of Asian girls (and guys but more so the Asian ladies) expect their Asian mates to be perfect (smart, attractive, confident, etc.) or they will not consider going out with them. These same Asian women are not opposed to having Asian guy friends but not Asian boyfriends.
    However, the same can be said about some Asian men. Rarely, will an Asian female go out with Blacks or Hispanics. Sometimes, you will see Asian females with Indian males. Indian females with Asian males are rare but are more common than Black female with Asian male.

  48. On May 15, 2008, Funny said:

    Its funny how racist people are.. The white man LOL.. People date who they want to do date. Most the time its regardless of race, but the world still has those assholes (like many posts b4 me) that try to put people in categories.. Did i have slaves? umm no… But according to the douche up there, white guys will be punished.. Just keep being a racist pig and this world will get better

  49. On May 18, 2008, Kelli said:

    I’m an asian female dating a hispanic guy!

  50. On May 18, 2008, Anna Nymous said:

    Bruce Lee is Southern Chinese, Jing. I didn’t know Northern Chinese had such assholes till I read your post.

    For every white man there are 14 Asian women. There are more Asian women on this planet than any other Women Gender Race. So either alot of Asian women go single or they marry a different race. There are alot of Black guys with Asians too.

    Also, if Asian women wanted bigger cock, they’d all marry Black guys instead of white. Blacks genetically have the biggest cocks.

    I see alot of White guys with the bottom of the barrel Asians and some with very beautiful Asian women. The good this is that eventually everybody on the planet will have OUR Asian Genes.

    Phillip K. Dick, once predicted that Asians will eventually be the majority race by the year 2025.

    I’m half Asian and Jewish, I like all races. I’ve had many girlfriends but it’s really all about the persons character and personality. There are alot of Asian men with White women, I’ve even seen a Chinese guy with a Red haired Woman. LOL… personally I think Spanish women are the most beautiful in the world, but that’s just my opinion.

  51. On May 18, 2008, Anna Nymous said:

    Also, I think White guys are just tired of marrying their own kind. I mean, I’m tired of dating Asian women. and find the personality and character of White women so exciting and a great learning experience. White women are bold and smart, well atleast the ones I’ve met at the University. I like the confidence that is so innate in White women. However, I still find that Asian women from abroad still have the best work and family ethic, and I think that’s why White men like Asian women too.

    The Paris Hilton mentality is ruining everything for white women. lol… oh, and Anna Nicole Smith, etc,… too many bad role models for white girls. tsk tsk…

  52. On May 18, 2008, freearth said:

    Amazing. I am with a yellow girl and I am thankful she came into my life. We connected and have stayed connected and this is just the way it is.

    Her family adores me and my family adores her. She is super smart,passionate, compassionate, beautiful (the stares we get from Asian guys….lol!), and caring. What more could a man wish for? Oh, and when the brothers hit on her..they play the race card in such obnoxious ways…then call her a biotch when she isn’t open to her advances.

    The fact that I am white and she is yellow is of no consequence to anyone…including you. She isn’t one of “your” women anymore than I am anyone’s “man” (except I belong to her).

  53. On May 20, 2008, Rachel said:

    And Kelli I am sure that he is a WHITE hispanic boy

  54. On May 21, 2008, Miranneil said:

    Loll, i love white boys :P

  55. On Jun 1, 2008, CRACKMEUP said:

    i really like freearth’s response. honestly, i didnt think it was sucha big deal.i’m asian & as i can remember all the guys i’ve liked before are white. I didn’t like them b/c they’re white, hahah they just happen to be the ones who i have the most common with. My boyfriend is this white skater dudee & i’m this asain girl whose hangs out with a lot of asians & i’ve been getting a lot of crap about it from my friends that hes white. its really annoying cause they think theres this like alternative reason we’re going out other like liking each other. haha but honestly, we’re hella cute together & we love how much fun we have together.

  56. On Jun 2, 2008, Chizuko said:

    First, my english is not the best, so, excuse me for any mistake.

    My future husband and I have been dating since the week we met each other, I was a tourist in Buenos Aires, he is a very succesful Tango instructor, it was back in 2006.

    I’m Korean, with a Japanese mum, He’s Argentinean, with Arab (Syrian) and German background. Both in our mid 20’s.

    I found many of the responses above to be absolute nonsense. Just stupid racist ppl would even think of such boundaries. Melanin being a barrier? Pretty laughable.

    “Interracial” relationships are great.

    The connection we share and how both different Korean, Japanese, Latin, Arab and German traditions mix in our couple is wonderful. It made me grow as a better person, and made my life a richer life, that’s for sure.

    I love my Argentinean prince so much! We are getting married next October, I’m so happy!

  57. On Jun 3, 2008, puertorican girl here said:

    seriously do asins like latin girls..here’s some advice asian boys. what you want in a white girl you find it in latins too..only some parts of us are real and most of us dont get fake boobs or noses.. everything is real..(sorry if i offended anyone) im only 17 what can i do>..

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