Wishing You a Very WASPy Christmas
By BankersBall on Dec 12, 2006 in Lifestyle, WASPs
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B.A., one of our very WASPy readers, who actually plays golf and rides horses, has written up a little Xmas ditty for all to enjoy. Also, that picture to the left is of her family’s Christmas tree. The hand on top reads “Shock ‘Em!” Isn’t that sweet? If anyone wants to counter with a Kwanzaa or Chanukah song, send them to editor at bankersball dot com.
Oh little town of Darien, so rich and so white.
Along your little country roads on horseback we ride.
How nice it is to get away from the Upper East Side,
Our hopes and fears from this fiscal year will melt away tonight.
We come to little Darien just to get away,
From all the minorities who just get in the way.
Let’s play a round, and have a scotch, then surely we will say
“Thank God for Little Darien and the underpaid”
Back to New York we must go to our apartments in the sky,
but only to the neighborhoods that are gentrified.
So spread good cheer, and have no fear, the economy is fine
So let’s pop pills, drink, some beers and rip some F*cking lines.
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Where My WASPs At?
On Dec 12, 2006, P.E.BankerFromDarien said:
Thanks for embarassing a good town like Darien, loser. While you may ‘actually play golf and ride horses,’ it doesn’t change the fact that you are in the Darien minority of loathesome shitfaces. Putting your pretentiousness and overall douchebaggery aside, what kind of woman puts such a classy “Shocker” hand on their Christmas tree?
On Dec 12, 2006, RamPride said:
Granted, we all have our own impressions of the D-Bags, but that whole bit is absolutely idiotic and makes me sad. Sad about Darien, sad about “bankers,” sad about society, and sad that I’ve come to this website in the first place, not to mention even responded to this crap.
On Dec 12, 2006, Anonymous said:
its a fucking joke dude
relax
On Dec 13, 2006, Thurston from Darien said:
Darien will not suffer this greivous indignity! We will find our minority and prove to you our inclusiveness.
On Dec 13, 2006, anony said:
holy crap …you need to come down, PEbankerfromdarien. stop being such a weirdo.