Extra, extra! “Penthouse” apartments abound across the city for under $1MM … if you consider a 500-600 sq foot apartment worth the splurge, reports the Sun.

Both the Setai at 40 Broad and the Greenwich Club at 88 Greenwich have mini-penthouses ranging from 500 to the upper 600 sq fts for the $800k to $900k range. Perfect for a bachelor pad but what’s a bachelor to do with his bachelorette?

The real penthouses seem to be at the Langston (up on 145th) — two- and three-bedrooms ranging from 1,085 sq ft and 1,327 sq ft in Harlem.