Hey, you may be a banker, but you’re still unique. Not so, as this ex-investment female banker says; i-banker guys are all about “models and bottles.” We challenge her assertions.

It’s always great when the Look Book features a banker cause then you know it’ll get forwarded around. Lauren (unemployed) has the following to say about you and your brethren:

“I tend to stay away from investment-banking guys because I now know exactly what those guys are like. They’re like, ‘Multibillion-dollar deals turn me on, that’s all I need from life.’ They all have this saying: ‘Livin’ the life with models and bottles.’ They don’t change before they go out because they think girls dig them in their suits: ‘Oh yeah, I’m a banker, my ’Berry’s blowing up.’ It’s not appealing. “

Our challenge to Stereotype 1: Who says “Multi-billion”? And who living in the modern era would say the phrase “turn me on”?

Our challenge to Stereotype 2: OK, this one is a bit challenging. Sure we’ve got that pesky video record of a certain junior banker saying something suspiciously similar. So we can only say that the “livin’ the life” part sounds a bit awkward. Like in what situation would you say that entire phrase together?

Bob: What are you up to?
Stan: Oh you know, livin’ the life with models and bottles”??????

Our challenge to Stereotype 3: But wait, if bankers don’t change before going out, then when do they don the famed banker stripey? Can’t have both, honey. Suits or stripey, stripey or suits?

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