The website is down, but the persistent are awarded.

So, what exactly distinguishes a six-diamond Emperor’s Club lady from a three-diamond Emperor’s Club lady, and more importantly, how many diamonds did Eliot Spitzer’s choice “Kristin” get? Well, we have to rely on the good old wayback machine, paired with some screenshots from Wonkette, whose post on the merits of ‘hos prompted this line of thinking.

Poor Mackenzie was given two diamonds, at least as of the wayback page. Maya got a whopping seven diamonds (via wayback), but Wonkette’s picture of her only shows six. So what gives?

Here’s seven-diamond Maya’s detail:

Maya
Based in Los Angeles
Beauty, sex appeal, style and grace…Maya.
Maya has won multiple international beauty contests as the prestigious Miss Hawaiian Tropic, Miss Top Model, Miss Photogenic and more… She has traveled the world on media tour as a top feature entertainer. In two short years, Maya has ascended from Promotional Model, to Hawaiian Tropics model, to international fame. She has conquered the fashion and entertainment industry while achieving stardom status around the World with her incomparable look and electrifying presence. Maya…a superstar on the infinite rise.

Measurements: 34D-22-33, Eyes : Blue, Hair : Blonde, Height : 5′6, Weight : 108

Meanwhile, here’s two-diamond Mackenzie’s profile:

Measurements:
34C-24-35, Height: 5’4”, Weight: 110, Hair: Blond, Eyes: Sky Blue

Beautiful, college Sophmore. [sic] Mackenzie is a delightfully enagaging companion with a sweetly pure personality. She has danced ballet for most of her life and prances through life with poise and grace. Her natural vibrancy and wholesome background make her presence as refreshing as the oceans mist on summer night.
Preferences: Perfume: Givenchy Very Irrsistable Clothing: Marc Jacobs Flowers: Lillies Cuisine: Fusion, Japanese Cocktails: Gin & Tonic Chocolates: Dark

And just for context, here’s a profile detail of “Marina” (oddly the image gif is named “Maureen) — four diamonds

Based in London
Exceptional class, astonishing intelligence, classic beauty…
After countless performances as an award-winning ballerina, Marina took to the catwalk in exhibition of her innate grace. Now, as a pianist she plays the best of Bach. As a career woman she advances via her precision with numbers…and as a date she brings you to smile time and again. Meet Marina once and you’ll welcome her into your life forever.

Preferences: Perfumes: Chanel Allure; Flowers: Roses; Cocktails: Bellini -peach; Cuisine: Asian; Chocolates: Lindt
Measurements: 34B-22-35 Height: 5′11″ (170 cm) Weight: 120 lbs (55 kg)
Hair: Blonde Eyes: Glistening Hazel

Conclusion: seems like 1 bra size, two pounds, and of course the world-famous title “Miss Photogenic.” Judge for yourself.