Step 1: Fight mob to get on LIRR.

Step 2: Barely get seat on LIRR.
Step 3: Inevitably get seat next to annoying Hoarse Voice Girl and her friend, Like.
Step 4: Hours later, finally arrive. Ready for some R&R … along with rest of the most annoying people from NYC.
Step 5: Do everything you’d do in Manhattan, except in the Hamptons.
Step 6: Fight mob to get on LIRR.
Step 7: Fail to get seat this time.
Step 8: Count no less than two logo’d bank bags and one PE bag in immediate vicinity.
Step 9: Be amazed that so many people are still employed.
Step 10: Fight mob to get on LIRR again as you transfer at Jamaica. Nearly mow down child. Feel momentarily guilty.
Step 11: Home at last!

See you next weekend!!!!!!