Your 15 minutes are here, and they’re piping hot.

Are you a sad banker? Perhaps you still have a job, but you’re sad because you’ve had to cancel your mega yacht order, not to mention your daughter’s nose job (read that somewhere, really I did).

Regardless of how sad you are, young, preferably handsome bankers are much in demand. We’ve had a number of reporters contact us about hearing your tale of woe.

If you’re interested in seeing your name in lights, email us at editor at bankersball dot com. Or, tell us your sob story below.