The Natty Banker’s Gift Guide for Wall Streeters

The hot and short list
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Research Analysts .. and other studious types who might draw some analytical inspiration from studying frog parts. Jack Spade Frog Dissection Kit: Fabulously packaged (why else pay $40 for a dead frog?) and only available directly from the NYC store. Natty Banker will give this grotesquely entertaining gift to some of his business school friends. $40 Cool Hunting, NYT
Traders … and others who might need some quiet and solace after a day of shouting. Should also appeal to bankers and other jet setters/heavy travellers. Bose Quietcomfort 3: a worthy upgrade from the 2. Can be paired with the new Bang and Olufsen-looking iPod shuffle. There are health benefits of these headphones, too, which should appeal to anyone living in NYC — pop them on once you get outside. $350 Bose website
M&A Bankers … and others who are taking advantage of too much free O.J. Chubbers. Nike Free 5.0 ID running shoes. Ultralight shoes = ultra easy to pack. While they are ultralight, they still have ample padding for your knees. Customize them with your name or initials so that they don’t get lost at the Club. Rule #1 is to not outgrow your trousers and these will help keep that in check. $80-$100 Oprah likes em
All Banking Peeps … including Prime Services Group — this will be fun for everyone including those sometimes excluded, yet stable cash flow-generating groups. Nintendo DS Lite. Get the white one and make sure to pick up that brain game, Mario Kart DS and Tetris. Link up to wifi, plug in friend codes and have a party. This thing will kind of make you feel like it’s the Super NES/Atari 2600 era , when vlookup, NPVs, and CFAs didn’t matter so much. $130 Reviews at: TechGage, Kotaku
All Bulge Bracketeers in Cubicleland in need of entertainment and differentiation. Swarovski jeweled mouse from Neiman Marcus. Give your desk a little gaudy entertainment. Can something be both cheesy and elegant? You will touch it every day and the sparkliness will make you laugh. $115 Neiman Marcus: “A mouse has never been so marvelous.”
Proprietary Traders … Proprietary luggage for proprietary peeps. Go Goyard. This, at the moment, is the bleeding edge if the customization is done right. Visit the Goyard counter at Bergdorf or Barneys and get something custom made. Hurry because the personal- ization takes a long time. Customization is always fashionable, right, and elite. Also, stripes AND initials not one or the other. $$$$ Goyard v LVMH

The Natty Banker: Halloween’s Top 5

Guess who’s back? Back again? Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back…

Greetings! What are you going to be for Halloween?If you can’t think of anything, there’s always those ghetto Halloween shops that crop up around the city, or of course out-of-the-door queues for $69.99 prepackaged costumes at Ricky’s so that the hip/yupsters and can look hot or fun.

NB was looking good at a Saturday night Halloween/birthday for a former analyst class party near Union Square … as what? I won’t tell!

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The Natty Banker: Summer Diet Tips

Natty’s tips on fitting into skinny jeans (you know you want to.) More

The Natty Banker: A Wall Streeter’s Summer Agenda

It’s a great time to be in the city. There’s change in the air: summer associates and analysts are just beginning to trickle into Manhattan , the weather is turning, people look somewhat happy.

This year we actually experienced a real Spring, but with the hot weather, things get ugly, very quickly. Everything smells, unsightly skin gets exposed, and worst of all — dated styles come back out to haunt us. The streets are jammed with over-distressed, over-logo’d jeans, stripeys, Crocs — you name it.

Precisely because casual wear can actually be challenging and reveal your true (nasty) colors if you aren’t too careful, I’ve prepared a guide to help you do the ’summer thing’ right.
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The Natty Banker: The Watch Over Shirt Thing

Bballe: The last time I saw you we discussed wearing wristwatches outside of your clothing. Let’s talk about the watch over the shirt phenomenon. What is that all about, where did it come from, what are its origins, as you know best?
Natty Banker: The watch over the shirt thing is interesting and very Italian! I think it can be done under the right circumstances, i.e. if the watch is substantial enough in scale, and if the person has the right other accessories going on too. It would be good to do this with a sportscoat, some nice loafers, and tailored jeans. Without all of the proper accoutrements The Watch Over Shirt Thing runs the risk of just being cheesy.

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