Want to look like that happy dude over there? We’ve recently found out about two new timeshare concierge-style services that seem set on making the faces of busy young professionals look precisely like that, except with a nose. More

SHHHHHH! The desire to be part of the “in crowd” doesn’t stop with high school. Forbes writes about a new wave of members-only clubs. Besides the well-known Soho House and the black American Express card, the most intriguing one is Quintessentially, which can be described as an all around life VIP pass.

From the Quintessentially website: “Focused on ‘accessing the inaccessible’, we aim to make life that much easier, that much richer and that much more fun.” … Because it’s actually quite hard to be ultra rich and live an easy life.

~~~~~~~~~THAT CLOTH’S FOR YOU: For $25,000, you can have a designer suit with your name on it. In yet another piece of ultra wealthy news that brings to mind grade school, designers like Armani, Jil Sander and Tom Ford are entering the bespoke wars with hand crafted suits ranging from $2,500 to $25,000 for that “peacock male,” reports Bloomberg. More