The Natty Banker: A Wall Streeter’s Summer Agenda

It’s a great time to be in the city. There’s change in the air: summer associates and analysts are just beginning to trickle into Manhattan , the weather is turning, people look somewhat happy.

This year we actually experienced a real Spring, but with the hot weather, things get ugly, very quickly. Everything smells, unsightly skin gets exposed, and worst of all — dated styles come back out to haunt us. The streets are jammed with over-distressed, over-logo’d jeans, stripeys, Crocs — you name it.

Precisely because casual wear can actually be challenging and reveal your true (nasty) colors if you aren’t too careful, I’ve prepared a guide to help you do the ’summer thing’ right.

So: whether it’s your first time on the Street, or whether you’re staging a triumphant return from B-school, here’s to a summer of new hookups and material delights! Need style help? Write to ocflc at aol dot com.

Summer Casual Essentials

  • Flat front trousers: Best bet is a pair by Prada Sport. Dockers are OK … if you’re in the back-office.
  • Laminated gym pass : Get the body for flat front trousers with an Equinox All-Access pass. Greenwich Ave is where the all-stars go.
  • Button-down shirts: Reject Pink /Tyrwhitt. Hildich & Key is still independent. Get them on Jermyn Street in London when you are there, a much better deal than Saks here stateside.
  • Loafers: Gucci still works, amazingly enough; boat shoes are a nice alternative.
  • White bucks: Great deal at J.Crew and don’t worry about getting them dirty!
  • Polo shirts: Lacoste does a new slim fit cut — Scoop at the horrid Shore Club stocks them. (Note: this look is not for anyone with man-breasts)
  • Watch: Tag Heuer’s Plasticy Formula 1-Series, or Jelly Swatch for fun … of course Rolex Sea Dweller, GMT, or Daytona will always look great.
  • All-purpose Bag: Mongrammed L.L. Bean Boat and Tote is an old standby and totally affordable.

Exciting Accessories Worth Considering

  • Card Case Wallet: Goyard with your Monogram and a singular period between first and last initial. No stripes are necessary.
  • A New Briefcase : Check out the $12,000 Valextra at Saks New York.
  • Summery Gifts: Plastic Robots Get to Kid Robot in Soho, plastic veggies are fine too.
  • Prosecco: FreshDirect stocks a nice bottle.
  • Books to Be Carrying: Schweser STOP READING for fun NOW and get back to CFA studying.
  • Places to Be Seen:
    Boating Turkish Coast or Greece when the internship’s over. Make sure you bring your Dior Homme sunglasses.
    Buenos Aires — meeting up with the b-school crowd.
    Felix on W. Broadway — So many pitch books, so little time, brunch might be the only time to eat out.

9 Comment(s)

  1. On May 26, 2006, Anonymous said:

    Hilditch & Key actually.

  2. On May 31, 2006, Huh? said:

    Don’t forget your monogrammed hip flask from Ben Sherman.

  3. On Jun 1, 2006, Velvet Russell said:

    Hilditch and Key website is http://www.hilditchandkey.co.uk
    They came first in a shirt test by The Times (London) with Turnbull and Asser 2nd http://www.turnbullandasser.com 2nd and Marks and Spencer http://www.marksandspencer.com (no US delivery stock up in the Baker Street or Oxford St stores)

  4. On Jun 7, 2006, L'Emmerdeur said:

    Jelly Swatch? I think not.

  5. On Jun 8, 2006, Lisa said:

    A Wall Streeters Summer Agenda:

    Kudos for getting this info out there! As a fashion industry executive, I was so happy to read your insight — we share similar concerns.

    Perhaps we should team together to put together an all-seasons agenda for looking your best, but “summer” was definitely priority.

    Thanks,
    Lisa

  6. On Jun 29, 2006, Anonymous said:

    you suggest a $12,000 bag but yet you suggest buying a bottle of prosecco? clearly you’re confused…

  7. On Jul 8, 2006, Anonymous said:

    you guys are faggots. seriously this is about the gayest thing ive ever read

  8. On Jul 20, 2006, Anonymous said:

    you are clearly out of touch. what street are you on? idiot

  9. On Aug 28, 2006, RetiredBanker said:

    don’t forget the bottle service at the Pink Elephant if you do happen to have to stay in Manhattan (instead of the Hamptons) for a weekend.

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